If Truth-in-Advertising was required for Chattanooga Politicians!

If Truth-in-Advertising was required for Chattanooga Politicians!

This is an ad for Missy Cruthfield’s radio show. Here’s how it reads.

“Speak Out with Missy Crutchfield – July 24, 2010

Stand Up. Speak Out. It’s All About Community. We Really Are Connected.

Host Missy Crutchfield infuses her weekly radio shows with in-depth community interviews and creative “Voices” segments where listeners will hear from kids, teens, community activists, seniors, and others sharing their thoughts and ideas on life, community, and connecting to make a difference.”

Let’s read between the lines, shall we?

Stand Up (It’s easier to steal your wallet). Speak Out (If Manny Rico says you can). It’s All About Community (Just kidding-it’s about padding my pockets). We Really Are Connected (to most of the political con-men in Chattanooga, Hi-Ya Ron! A shout-out to Manny and Jack!)

Host (as in parasitic host) Missy Crutchfield infuses (artificially inseminates) her weekly radio shows (patronage propaganda) with in-depth community interviews (unless you fight local government corruption or want to recall Littlefield) and creative “Voices” segments (politicians crying for more taxpayer money, government handouts, public “art”, film subsidies,TVA parking garages, Chattanooga City Council free dinners, Hamilton County Commission Discretionary Funds, etc.) where listeners (my staff, Ronnie, Rico, Benson, and other taxpayer supported “goodfellows”) will hear from kids, teens, community activists, seniors, and others sharing their thoughts and ideas on life (actually it’s my life, it’s all about me), community (and how to get me elected to any public office where the real looting can begin), and connecting to make a difference (Everybody Sing!  “My right hands connected to your money bone, to get some cash to build my throne, but stealing is verboten so I’ll call it a loan, so hear the word of The Borg.”)

There you have it –Truth-in-Advertising.

Here’s one on Public Art and Crime http://wp.me/p10KwY-dc Bought to you by the letters BE, LLC.

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